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[[Dr Quickly has a horrible smell coming from him.]]
Dr Quickly (singing): I'd rather do some math - Than take a cleansing bath - But yes, it's true, there're many things I'd rather do than that!
[[Dr Quickly holds a clipboard with the note "EXPERIMENT STATUS: RUINED BY MY STENCH"]]
Dr Quickly (singing): Don't underestimate - Just how long I'd wait - I'd rather play a baseball game than use a laundromat! - (aside: and I'm not a fan of sports)
Rabid: Ew, Dr Q! You smell... NOT funny.
Dr Quickly: That is because, as a Mad Doctor, I have decided Bathing is Unhealthy!
Dr Quickly (singing): You really shouldn't bathe, lad, it's gen'rally quite bad. - It's a nasty little habit therefore quit and you'll be glad!
Rabid (singing): I regret to say you're wrong, Doc, though I can't say WHY - but hygiene is IMPORTANT STUFF...
Rabid (singing): That's why I bathe in LYE!!
Dr Quickly (singing): 'In lye's a lie, my friend (I've often watched you bathe) - You're being very silly when the situation's GRAVE.
Rabid (singing): I can't say I understand this latest kick of yours - But as of now, you're going to stay outdoors.
Dr Quickly: Fine then, I WILL.
Rabid: Scram, stinky!
[[Dr Quickly strides through a meadow, murdering the plants with his awful stench.]]
[[Rabid is perusing a tome labelled "DICTION AERIE"]]
Rabid (thinking): Ew, THAT'S what lye is? I am NOT GETTING IN THAT.