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Rabish: Rabid, you have TERRIBLE BREATH.
Rabid: HOW can this BE?!
Rabid: I brush my teeth dozens of times a day and eat nothing but flavourless nutrient wafers!
Rabid: Because I want to be futuristic.
Rabid: In fact, I spend most of my time in the bathroom, because it is brightly lit and well mirrored -- both attributes I associate with the future.
Rabish: Come with me.
Rabish: Your toothpaste is full of sugar! And these "flavourless nutrient wafers" are sweetened -- with SUGAR!!
Rabid: Ah! I thought they were too not flavourless.
Rabish: The putrescence of your rotting teeth is unpleasant! and oppressive! and reminds me of the unpleasant and oppressive things in our world right now.
Rabid: You mean like a science-fictional dystopia? Shucks I guess I ended up futuristic after all!!