Comic for 2006-12-29

Transcription

{{title text: Lying Down (hammock)}}

Rabid: I'm so tired... I'll just lie down here for a minute...

Rabid: ZZZZZ

Rabid: Oh! A beautiful tropical island paradise! I must be DREAMING!

Rabid: Well, whatever. I think I'll "catch some zees" in my radical hammock.

Rabid: ZZZ -- OH!! This dream is much worse! I need to wake up!!

Dr Quickly: The hypothermia is taken care of, but he's herniating his coffee gland trying to wake up...
Rabid: NGH!

{{title text: Lying Down (dandruff)}}

Rabid: I'm so tired... I'll just lie down here for a minute...

<<BOING>>
Rabid: WHAT?! The ground is springy and shoots me back upright!

Dr Quickly: Your hunch was right -- this isn't snow at all!! The "flakes" consist of microscopic helical compression springs!

<<ITCH ITCH>>
Rabid: TRY AN ANTI-DANDRUFF SHAMPOO!!

Rabot: This is more embarrasing than explaining my obscene power requirements! I wish I hadn't been built so huge!! Oh how I wish!

Rabot: What part of "SMALLER" sounds like "A REAL BOY", huh?!