Comic for 2007-04-20

Transcription

[[Rabish discovers Noel in bed with Rabid.]]

Rabish: In my confusion and despair I must have left the Jameson contract at home...
Speakerphone: Look, we don't want your EXCUSES -- we want RESULTS! YOU'RE FIRED!!

Speakerphone: Pff! Women in the workplace! So emotionally unstable and thus necessarily unreliable!
Employee: Uh, not cool...

[[Night-time.]]
Speakerphone: Maybe if I had been more understanding someone would have let me out by now...

[[Winter.]]
Employee: No wonder we haven't used this conference room in months -- what a stench!
Another Employee: I think someone forgot to feed the CEO...

[[Rabish smokes a cigar at Noel and Rabid.]]
Rabish: The company was discovered to be willed to ME out of SHAME AND GUILT!! So you're both FIRED, you philanthering bonobic jackanapes!!