Comic for 2007-04-27

Transcription

[[Rabish is waiting at the corner all dolled up.]]

[[Daytime Talkshow, an interview with Rabish, Authoress of "Hooker's Life"]]
Rabish: My memoirs have sold so well that people want to pay me to TALK to them! which is actually quite boring...
Host: Hey! If you don't want your appearance fee...

Dr Quickly: By decoding the message hidden in the pagination of her book about being a trollop I have unlocked the SECRET OF LIFE!! It's all about BRINING CORNICHONS!!

Space Frog: I AM A LAWYER REPRESENTING MR MICHAEL DROSNIN WHO IS SUING YOU FOR MAKING THE "BIBLE CODE" SOUND EVEN STUPIDER THATN IT IS ALREADY AW HELL I CAN'T STAY MAD AT YOU LET'S BREAK OUT THE PICKLES
Dr Quickly: Pickle-time!

<<beep beep>>
Rabid: It has been exactly 500 years since a hand has been raised in anger against a living thing. Let us now celebrate this great anniversary with the traditional light repast of gherkins pate and lox.
Rabish: Yay!

[[L'ENFER / HELL]]
Satan: Ah ha ha! Ils ne savent pas que tous les cornichons m'appartiennent!!