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Rabid: Strange to think of no more lions!
Dr Quickly: Why will there be no more lions?
Rabish: Why not tell him?
Rabid: Ok.
Rabid: A very strange discovery has been made -- a discovery which, if confirmed in all details, is of incomparable consequence. Nothing conceivable can be of greater importance. I must refrain for the present from telling you anything else about it.
Dr Quickly: AW COME ON I'M A SCIENTIST
Rabid: That globe hanging oppressively above us has massacred our tides, causing the leaping salmon -- the main element of a lion's diet -- to die from confusion.
Dr Quickly: I thought that was bears?
Rabish: We tried that! Bear meat gives lions really bad breath!
Dr Quickly: I don't know what they are talking about, his breath is sweet like raw honey!