Comic for 2005-10-07

Transcription

{{title-text: $0 Initiation Squash}}

Rabid: I need more exercise. I am weak and limp and unable to... to... PHYSICALLY ACCOMPLISH!

Rabid: Maybe there is a television programme that will help me to motivate.
<<CLICK!>>

The Television: BEEP! SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE INITIATED!
[[The television displays the message: SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE ON - TIME REMAINING 0:10 - TO EXIT PRESS MENU]]

The Television: THREE... TWO...
Rabid: Running away seems to be doing th'trick!

{{title-text: Beanworld-not}}

Rabid: I shape th'world with my lanugage!
Rabish: Oh?

Rabid: SUN!

Rabid: TREE!

Rabish: Everyone can do THAT, dummy!

Rabid: Uh... really?

Rabish: IGNORANT!