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Rabid: This diving board is crapulent!
Rabid: There's not even a swimming pool beneath it!
Dr Quickly: Well, it's actually a game court for a dry-land physical sport -- but here, lad, I'll irradiate the board with plank-lengthening rays.
<<VRRR>>
Rabid: WHEEE!!
Rabid: Wow! The ocean at the edge of the world! Now THAT is a worthy dive!
[[Rabid falls and falls, and has a long gray beard.]]
Rabid: Now, many years later, I regret my impetuous diving habits.