Comic for 2007-12-26

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Rabid: Hey, Noel. I'm not so happy you're back, but I have something for you.
Noel: That's a really stupid hat.
Rabid: Great.

Rabid: Here's your will.
Noel: WHAT? How did you -- I was gone that long? You didn't read it, did you?

Rabid: Why would I? Did you leave me an espalier of your siblings?
Noel: Huh?
Rabid: You're a pear.
Noel: So?

Noel: NOBODY READ THIS THING I'M ON TOP OF!!

Dr Quickly: I think she's suffered enough and should be returned to her usual form.
Rabish: Enough? She put a devil in my head! You're soft on her!!

Rabish: You're lucky the Doctor's got a soft spot for you, fruithead. I would have rereconstituted you as... as a... dog's BUTT!!
Noel: Hey, then I could use your ID.