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Noel: It's my birthday!! Where is everyone?!
Noel: All eight of my guests called to cancel... some of them more than once!
Noel: That does it! I'm going to sexy myself up and go to a bar!! To feel good about myself!!
Bardude: So, like, are you totally hot when you're naked?
Noel: Want to find out?
Bardude: What, you're not going to just tell me? That doesn't bode well. See you never.
Noel: What?! I was flirting!!
Noel: huck huck huck huckle sob huck