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Rabid: Ugh, I can't sleep. How come I'm so itchy?!
<<skritch skrt>>
Bread Crab: Hee hee!
<<pinch! pinch!>>
Rabid: So it must have been that dingy hotel bed I slept in!!
Dr Quickly: Yeah, uh, that's an urban myth.
Dr Quickly: The only way to get bread crabs is by "doing it" with a loaf of bread.
Rabish: Are you sure you don't want to talk about it?
Rabid: COMPLETELY CERTAIN
Bread Lady: Uh, hi Rabid. I know you dumped me but we need to talk... you need to get tested...
Rabish: What's this about?!
Rabid: It's not what it looks like!!
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