Dangerous Shoes (murderboots)
2008-07-21
Long robotic legs
Hard to find shoes that look good with long robotic legs. Take it from me.
Transcription
Rabish: Are those shoes safe?
Rabid: Sure! Maybe!
Rabid: Anyway, see you later!!
Rabish: Yeah.
<<TRIP!>>
Rabid: WHOOPS!!
Rabish: So I called an ambulance!
<<click!>>
Rabid: Great, thanks!
Rabid: But this is how I get home!
Rabot: Everyone who goes NEAR those boots gets cut to ribbons, so we've just cordoned it off until we figure out what to do.
Rabid: How am I supposed to trade 'em in for store credit if they're encased in concrete?
Space Frog: HOW ARE THOSE MURDERBOOTS WORKING OUT FOR YOU NO REFUNDS EXCHANGES OR LIABILITY YOU SIGNED THE WAIVER WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU TODAY
Rabid: DO you have anything in a soft, safe look?
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