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{{title-text: All aboard the sponsor-ship!}}
Rabid: Oh baNAna, am I HUNGRY!!
Rabid: I seem to recall that there is no food in the house, though...
Rabid: Maybe I can make something to eat out of common household items! Oh boy! I'll call the Doctor over and we can invent stuff!
<<dialtone>>
Dr Quickly: Hi, Rabid! I brought some Popeye's(tm) fried chicken and biscuits! We can eat this while we -- why was it you wanted me to come over, anyway?
Rabid: Uh, nevermind!
{{title-text: Something about lying}}
Me: I'm trying very hard to be a good liar...
Me: It's a fundamentally valuable skill in today's market-oriented workplace!
Lisa: Yeah? Give me an example. Impress me with your "skill".
Me: I JUST DID!!
Lisa: GAH! I'm NOT impressed!!