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Dr Quickly: Alright! Welcome back to open mic night here at "Noel's Just Beans"! Hold on to your hats, because Noel and I are going to play a demonstration game of HIGH LEVEL CHESS!!
Noel: There is no way this is any fun for the audience.
Noel: CAN YOU ALL SEE THE BOARD NOW?!
Dr Quickly: I was about to get a goal!!
Dr Quickly: Fine okay. Now for a brief word from our event organizer, Nick.
Me: Hi everyone!!
Me: I'm really happy to see you all here. This is the five hundredth comic! (if you count number 278) That means this webcomic is the most amazing thing anyone has ever done.
Dr Quickly: I can't believe you did that.
Noel: Hee hee!
Space Frog: GOSH SPEECHES ARE ALMOST AS EXCITING AS CHESS
Sycophants: WOW YAY AWESOME
Tsamanatha: Wait -- is THAT Doctor Quickly? I'm confused.
Horsis: HEY
Me: So keep coming back! Thanks for participating! Buy some ad space!!
Lady Slug: Who is this guy?
Second Place Monster: I WANT A COFFEE
Li'l Beefy: I could have been so... popular.
Executioner: Popular? Do you know how many people read this?
Giant Space Frog: DOES THIS ESTABLISHMENT SERVE CAKE
Air-Dweller: Watch it, bozo!!
Cactus: Come here often?
Clerk: NO
Scary But Cute Baby Imitator: HEE HEE
Feltpad Multipak: How come HE got service?!
Bread Crab: Dude, that's Murderhavoc Souleater!
<<peel!>>
Dr Quickly: Stick around, because we've got a couple more acts. And we be saving the best for last! Maybe!! So... stick around!