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Rabid: I wish I were on the OTHER colony ship, with Rabish... this planet sure looks boring.
Dr Quickly: Come on! Muster some excitement! This is the first meal grown in the new soil of our new home!!
Rabid: I guess a pear is a meal...
Dr Quickly: Hootie-hoo! The Museum of Colonization closing because of a chronic attendance deficit!
Rabid: Just being alive is a miserable enough reminder of our tedious life here.
Dr Quickly: And now, the first message from our sister ship's colony on SEXULON PRIME!
Rabid: Finally a break from the monotony.
Rabish: Sexulon Prime is so fun all the time always! It never stops being fun!!
Rabid: Hell's ass! No fair!!
Dr Quickly: Ha ha! We fooled everybody into thinking there was a second colony ship!!
Rabish: Please don't forget to give me double pear ration for dinner tonight like you promised if I helped...