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Great-great-great-grandnephew: When's YOUR goatday, Uncle Nick?
Nick: I don't have one!
Great-great-great-grandnephew: That's silly! Of course you do!
Nick: No, I have a BIRTHday
Great-great-great-grandnephew: You must be really old!
Nick: I'm about as old as anyone!
Surrogoat: NO ROUGH HOUSING!