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Dr Quickly as Dumbledore: My dear friends, we have a new student today! Let us welcome her into her new life at Hogwarts!
Sorting Hat: Harry Potter's Girlfriend!
Rabid as Harry Potter: Cripes! These monsters are more powerful than me!
Mary Sue: Don't worry -- I know secret super-magic!!
Rabid: Wow! You really are the best girlfriend!
Dr Quickly: I will give you the spell but I cannot involve myself directly.
Noel as Snape: No, of course not.
Noel: DEMON! I have come to DESTROY YOU!
Rabid: P-professor! No!!
Mary Sue: Good luck, minor character...
Noel: Ceasus-desistus!
<< META >>
Noel: I hope the "web forum" Dumbledore gave me will prove strong enough to hold the vile beast.